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Nutjob Video: Obama Was A Secret CIA Agent In Pakistan In 1981 | Oliver Willis

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So wait — Obama was the lynchpin of CIA operations in Pakistan in the 1980s, and this is…bad? I mean, it’s bonkers to think he was, but if he was, doesn’t that mean he’s an American hero?

The CIA recruited him because they needed Muslims who spoke Farsi, even though he’s a Christian who doesn’t, and then they sent him to study at the Soviet Patrice Lumumba University, to prepare him to fight Soviets in Afghanistan, where they also don’t speak Farsi and aren’t African or African American?

I’m glad a smart man like Obama is in the white house. He is capable of learning the language of the Muslims, and makes secret deals with the Soviet Union, a nation he helped destroy 30 years ago. Your average president could never hope to do these things.

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Hacker Arrested in Billboard Porn Stunt

Police in the southern city of Novorossiisk have arrested a man accused of hacking into a video billboard in Moscow last month and showing a pornographic movie that spawned a traffic jam as curious drivers slowed to watch the film.

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Coup succeeds in detaining Niger president, exciting teabaggers who misread the headline

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Marco Rubio Makes Obama Teleprompter Jokes While Reading From Teleprompter
I’m sure not a single person in the audience saw the irony.

Marco Rubio Makes Obama Teleprompter Jokes While Reading From Teleprompter

I’m sure not a single person in the audience saw the irony.


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Dining Room Table Running Against Barney Frank in Massachusetts Primary

The Lyndon LaRouche pod person that Barney Frank eviscerated a little while back is running against him in the primary.  Based on this video, she believes her confrontation with Frank was positive.  I guess if you’re a screwball you probably think it made her look good.

I’ll be making popcorn if there’s a televised debate.


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The internet is becoming just like having an endless stream of Jehovah’s Witnesses on your front porch.

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Hukt on fonics wurked for me.

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Hukt on fonics wurked for me.


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hungryghoast:

pterodactyls:

Ever since the boss found out about my wing eating prowess, he’s been very interested in my technique. Every so often he brings it up, proposing a new innovation or suggesting a different approach. He showed a level of excitement today unseen in all ten (!) months I’ve worked here when he sent the above clip. He calls it “groundbreaking.”

I don’t know when’s the next time I’ll be around a wing, but, uh, I kinda want to try this.

This video is indeed groundbreaking and since seeing it a while ago I still haven’t had a chance to try it out. HOWEVER, something I just realized (and loved) is the nonchalance at the end about the “new invention” of pastrami chicken wings w/ Russian dressing dipping sauce!

I’ve been using a variation of this technique for nigh on 15 years.  What I do is break the joint as shown, grab the other end, dip, and eat.  Meat comes of the bone quite easily and it’s faster.  Less work, too.

Damn.  I want wings now.  Somebody pick a place.


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