November 2007
73 posts
Blogger Fights for Free Speech in New Jersey →
Sue H. Yoo, lawyer →
— livejamie
“The guy can’t govern, his cronies will steal anything that isn’t bolted down, he...”
– Tim F. on Rudy Guiliani
“Like a Cowboys/Browns Superbowl, I am rooting for injuries.”
– John Cole (on the GOP Youtube Debate)
Google plans renewable energy push →
Google Inc. said on Tuesday the Web services and online advertising group plans to spend hundreds of millions of dollars in coming years to promote a new push to encourage cheap renewable electricity.
GOP will demand 'oath' of February primary voters →
The State Board of Elections on Monday approved a state Republican Party request to require all who apply for a GOP primary ballot first vow in writing that they’ll vote for the party’s presidential nominee next fall. How the hell is this legal? Not that they’ll be able to know if someone doesn’t vote Republican in the general election. (Found on Balloon Juice)
Time-Shift Technology
owenj2:
I wonder if there’s an extension that will save my session every time I close the browser, though. Actually, there is a preference. Under Main Options select Show my windows and tabs from last time for When Firefox starts.
One pound jar of peanuts + Gravity + My toe = Throbbing Pain
FollowOnTumblr
Who do you FollowOnTumblr? — joelaz (from marco)
Here’s my list:
david marco merlin dailymeh cubicle17 topherchris fantabulizer squashed nickdouglas owenj23 heroforhire roamin nicklog filthyfragger friends newsroom nostrich iconolith drywontonmee peteashton dalasverdugo insertname livejamie gtmcknight inky bluechameleon thedaytheytriedtokillme danielha hacks randomonium errorgorilla...
Quiet Riot singer dies at 52 →
Man hurt as he uses shotgun to remove lug nut →
A member of Mensa. No doubt.
Obama: Yes, I inhaled—that was the point →
Finally, a little honesty by a politician.
Here’s Romney’s response:
“On the other hand if we’re running for president, I think it’s important for us not to go into details about the weaknesses and our own failings as young people for the concern that we open kids thinking that it’s ok for them.” Bwahaha! If my kids are looking to Romney as a role model...
Company: Woman Used Drugs With Cartoon Characters →
The court cases cited by G.I.S. listed the other defendants as Porky Pig, Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd. (via Newsvine)
“Everything you heard here is a lie. All my rights were violated from the outset,...”
– Garry Kasparov (Chess legend Kasparov gets 5 days in jail for protest)
"No point in this"
[…] I’m giving up on tumbling for now.
— revistaNils got me into tumbling, so this is quite sad. In fact, I think it warrants a :(. He makes some good points though. Click through and read what he has to say. — nostrich
I’m not sure he makes any valid points. Tumbling isn’t for him, so he’s taking his ball and going home. Others find value in this and will...
“Every one of these ’social networks’ has been created to sharecrop your labor,...”
– -the head lemur (Social Objects and the marketeers who want to ride them to glory)
“MY POINT EXACTLY. We’re already giving up our freedoms — our right...”
– Tyrone (Kung Fu Monkey: Lunch Conversations #4223: Getting In on the Ground Floor)
Billions of jellyfish wipe out N. Irish salmon... →
The Northern Salmon Co. Ltd. said billions of jellyfish — in a dense pack of about 10 square miles and 35 feet deep — overwhelmed the fish last week in two net pens about a mile off the coast of the Glens of Antrim, north of Belfast.
Drinking a can of Pepsi: ***** (of 5) Reminds me of summers at Doug Fulton’s house. I don’t drink these often. Can is crucial. — dalasverdugo
During my high school summers me and my friend, John, used to play golf (poorly) at this old nine-hole course in Winter Park. There were no carts and it was always hot as hell. After finishing we would retire to the clubhouse, where they had...
“Just in time for the holidays, there’s a special place in Hell just...”
– Spencer Ackerman (Pentagon Demands Wounded Soldier Return Re-enlistment Bonus)
Turkey to be pardoned by President Bush will go to... →
When I first saw this headline I thought they were talking about Scooter Libby.
Mashed Potatoes
We’re having a potluck Thanksgiving lunch at work today. I made mashed potatoes.
I peeled and cut 5 - 6 pounds of potatoes. Boiled them in heavily salted water. While they were boiling I simmered a pint of buttermilk, a cup of heavy cream, a half stick of butter, and 5 cloves of garlic. When the potatoes were done I drained them, returned them to the pot, and mashed them with enough of...
Thanks nostrich. I’m really enjoying Rich Girls by the Virgins.
A case for the Heisman Trophy →
Tebow has accounted for more touchdowns (42) than Miami (26) or Florida State (25) have scored this season. Miami has only 37 yards more total offense than Tebow has produced. Tebow has rushed for more yards (718) than Notre Dame (556) and he has more than 1,000 more yards of offense than the Irish (2,170).
“So here’s my public apology to the Iraqi civilians who did nothing to deserve...”
– The Dilbert Blog: I’m Sorry I Destroyed Your Country
The quad father →
Proud dad Daniel Morley salutes an awesome foursome - as he and pregnant girlfriend Dawn Tilt prepare to have QUADRUPLETS.
The couple already have three children but discovered Dawn, 31, was expecting again just four days before Daniel was booked in for a snip.
D’oh! Note to self: make an appointment with doctor.
“Punish the person, not the whiskey.”
– Kyle MacDonald (Vintage Whiskey May Be Poured Out)
“The report was quick to mention that the dog is female. That was a relief...”
– The Dilbert Blog: Man Marries Dog
I don’t have enough Flickr contacts or comments yet so I’m going to spam you with my Flickr profile again. — marco
I’ve answered the call.
“When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.”
– Demetri Martin (via David via Travors)
Book a trip to NYC, Mr. Tebow →
Damn straight. He probably won’t win because he’s a sophomore, but damn is he good. How many quarterbacks routinely run over linebackers? And can throw with pinpoint accuracy. To be young and Tim Tebow.
Dog Tired
Man, am I beat. Spent the day on hands and knees prepping the floor of one room for laminate flooring. Will be worth it when it’s done, but manual labor sucks.