Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX), who was last making headlines for suggesting that Texas may consider seceding from the Union, is requesting help from the federal government to deal with a possible swine flu pandemic:

Gov. Rick Perry today in a precautionary measure requested the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) provide 37,430 courses of antiviral medications from the Strategic National Stockpile to Texas to prevent the spread of swine flu. Currently, three cases of swine flu have been confirmed in Texas.

Gee, I thought Perry was made of sterner stuff than this.  I thought he wanted the ferderal government to stay out of Texas’ business.  Instead he’s just another whiney ass titty baby who comes crying to us as soon as the going gets tough.  Cue Nelson Muntz.