hungryghoast:

tnkcmndr:

theyounggentleman:

Dear Young Gentleman,

What is the most classy drink?

please give one for men and one for women or one for both if you can :)

First, drinks are classy depending on how you drink them. If you are chugging them, it doesn’t matter how nice of a scotch it is, it is still classless. That being said there aren’t classy drinks per se.

There are some that are definitely not classy like Jagger, Georgis, Everclear, and basically anything that tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Now, wine is good for everyone. It is an easy drink for everyone to enjoy and look good while drinking it. (Wine makes life better)

Man’s drink: Anything on the rocks or served neat (Scotch, Whiskey). I hate seeing men drink from Martini Glasses.

Women’s drink: Anything from a martini class. Or from a huge brandy snifter. If you can handle scotch on the rocks, then go for it honey. BUT I hate seeing ladies drink beer straight from the can. If you want to drink beer pour it into a cup.

Enjoy your drink and be mindful of how much you drink and how you look while drinking. Don’t go throwing the glass around or shoving it into every possible facebook photo that you can. We know you drink, we don’t need 1,002 photos of you doing it on our news feed.

-The Young Gentleman

According to this, I am not a lady, or a gentleman.

I drink from the can, infact I shotgun from the can. I put beer in a cup so I can flip it when I’m done and fill it up with more. I don’t drink martinis. I drink scotch. I do shots of jager. I will never be a classy lady.

Hey TnkCmndr,

Let’s go burn down The Young Gentlman’s estate and take all his good hooch and have a wicked party in the woods.

Love,

Hungryghoast

A man’s drink is whatever I happen to be drinking.