Back on Monday, former Republican state representative and now assistant Attorney General Roland Corning was on his lunch break when a police officer found him parked his Ford Explorer at Elmwood Cemetery with an 18 year old stripper from the Platinum Plus Gentlemen’s Club, a bag of sex toys and at least one dose of Viagra.

Local police were apparently on the look out because the cemetery had become a local hotspot for trysts and illicit drugs.

When the Officer Michael Wines came up to see what was shaking, Corning sped off. According to thepolice report, Corning “attempted to make a hasty retreat, spinning the tires in the driveway and accelerating rapidly.” But another cop soon stopped him and Wines caught up with them a few moments later. After Corning and the stripper gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Wines proceeded to search the SUV and found Corning’s stash of sex toys and Viagra. To clear up any misunderstanding, Corning assured Wines he always kept them with him “just in case.”

Just in case?  Sure, sex toys and Viagra should be a part of any automotive emergency kit.