I need to get into this line of work. Make all sorts of crazy big commissions on knowingly bad and reckless business transactions, make the bad decisions on such a scale that the entire economy is fucked if the government does not bail me out, and then take big bucks from the government. All I need to do is hold my head low for a few years after the bailout, and I can get back to business as usual. I guess when they said invisible hand, they meant the one robbing the taxpaying public. Free market, bitches!