Would every dipshit who is chastising Barack Obama for using teleprompters please stop using computers of any kind and also revert to only listening to music on eight-track tapes, calling people on rotary telephones, and withdrawing cash from banks during business hours from actual human beings. Do that for a solid two months. No cheating. And then when you’re through, do us all a favor and hurl yourself in front of an oncoming bus.