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Nutjob Video: Obama Was A Secret CIA Agent In Pakistan In 1981 |...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:52:47 -0500

Nutjob Video: Obama Was A Secret CIA Agent In Pakistan In 1981 | Oliver Willis

Bask in the crazy.

Great comments:

So wait — Obama was the lynchpin of CIA operations in Pakistan in the 1980s, and this is…bad? I mean, it’s bonkers to think he was, but if he was, doesn’t that mean he’s an American hero?

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The CIA recruited him because they needed Muslims who spoke Farsi, even though he’s a Christian who doesn’t, and then they sent him to study at the Soviet Patrice Lumumba University, to prepare him to fight Soviets in Afghanistan, where they also don’t speak Farsi and aren’t African or African American?

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I’m glad a smart man like Obama is in the white house. He is capable of learning the language of the Muslims, and makes secret deals with the Soviet Union, a nation he helped destroy 30 years ago. Your average president could never hope to do these things.

Hacker Arrested in Billboard Porn Stunt

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:29:32 -0500

Hacker Arrested in Billboard Porn Stunt:

Police in the southern city of Novorossiisk have arrested a man accused of hacking into a video billboard in Moscow last month and showing a pornographic movie that spawned a traffic jam as curious drivers slowed to watch the film.

(from Boing Boing)

9gag:Real-life Cartoon Boy

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:54:47 -0500

9gag:Real-life Cartoon Boy

"Coup succeeds in detaining Niger president, exciting teabaggers who misread the headline"

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:57:59 -0500

“Coup succeeds in detaining Niger president, exciting teabaggers who misread the headline”

- FARK

Marco Rubio Makes Obama Teleprompter Jokes While Reading From...

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:15:33 -0500

Marco Rubio Makes Obama Teleprompter Jokes While Reading From Teleprompter

I’m sure not a single person in the audience saw the irony.

Dining Room Table Running Against Barney Frank in Massachusetts...

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:27:00 -0500

Dining Room Table Running Against Barney Frank in Massachusetts Primary

The Lyndon LaRouche pod person that Barney Frank eviscerated a little while back is running against him in the primary. Based on this video, she believes her confrontation with Frank was positive. I guess if you’re a screwball you probably think it made her look good.

I’ll be making popcorn if there’s a televised debate.

Super Punch: Mario Bros. Plumbing and Rapture t-shirts WANT!

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 08:39:22 -0500

Super Punch: Mario Bros. Plumbing and Rapture t-shirts

WANT!

"The internet is becoming just like having an endless stream of Jehovah’s Witnesses on your front..."

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 10:54:59 -0500

“The internet is becoming just like having an endless stream of Jehovah’s Witnesses on your front porch.”

- different church-lady

via Oliver Willis Hukt on fonics wurked for me.

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:31:48 -0500

via Oliver Willis

Hukt on fonics wurked for me.

hungryghoast: pterodactyls: Ever since the boss found out...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:43:00 -0500

hungryghoast:

pterodactyls:

Ever since the boss found out about my wing eating prowess, he’s been very interested in my technique. Every so often he brings it up, proposing a new innovation or suggesting a different approach. He showed a level of excitement today unseen in all ten (!) months I’ve worked here when he sent the above clip. He calls it “groundbreaking.”

I don’t know when’s the next time I’ll be around a wing, but, uh, I kinda want to try this.

This video is indeed groundbreaking and since seeing it a while ago I still haven’t had a chance to try it out. HOWEVER, something I just realized (and loved) is the nonchalance at the end about the “new invention” of pastrami chicken wings w/ Russian dressing dipping sauce!

I’ve been using a variation of this technique for nigh on 15 years. What I do is break the joint as shown, grab the other end, dip, and eat. Meat comes of the bone quite easily and it’s faster. Less work, too.

Damn. I want wings now. Somebody pick a place.

southpol: ericmortensen: Obama took questions from Republican...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:03:19 -0500

southpol:

ericmortensen:

Obama took questions from Republican members of congress on television today. This is a highly unusual practice for a President. I’d like to see him do this more often.

I found this exercise to be very entertaining. I thought he was owning fools.

And so I cannot imagine why the Republicans would agree to continue this (especially in its televised format).

Anyone less predisposed to side with Obama see it differently?

In ur base killin ur d00dz.

Apparently, the White House asked that it be televised and the idiots agreed. D’oh! At least one of the Republican said, anonymously, that it was a big mistake.

Someone described it as Daniel in the Lions’ Den. Only difference in this case is the Lions had no teeth and Obama was packin’ Desert Eagles.

"I want to see what makes a trip this hard worth taking."

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 08:44:52 -0500

“I want to see what makes a trip this hard worth taking.”

- Silverado (via julie911)

One of my favorite movies. Paden said that if I recall correctly. He also said this:

I figure you should approach life like everybody’s your friend or nobody is. Don’t make much difference.

"One party can’t govern, one party won’t govern, third parties are structurally untenable, and there..."

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:08:00 -0500

“One party can’t govern, one party won’t govern, third parties are structurally untenable, and there is no citizenry – only foam fingered consumers with grievances and resentments. We Are All Mayans Now.”

- Cat Lady

Separated at birth | Rumproast: Fake pimp (and perhaps future...

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:57:28 -0500

Separated at birth | Rumproast:

Fake pimp (and perhaps future Big House ho for reals) James O’Keefe and Disney’s interpretation of Hunchback of Notre Dame protagonist Quasimodo have a lot in common. In addition to triangular heads, floppy forelocks, oddly shaped noses and recessive chins, both the beloved Hugo/Disney character and the erstwhile wingnut folk hero share a burning need forsanctuary!